tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7125296058394740092024-03-08T02:49:52.318-08:00Tinman and The BatMogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-29806717890192040732011-09-10T22:42:00.000-07:002011-09-10T22:44:35.353-07:00Schudle and Mantis-EyeI delted the old one because I decided to make some c-changes.... also Mantis Eye Experiment<br />
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And as for the mention, the totally awesome venture bros fansite, The Mantis Eye Experment provided a link in one of their episode capsules to the site. While I did put the site in when I posted(adding something that Mike, the guy who runs the site who's full alias I do not know, forgot, as he asks most people visiting to point out if he forgets something.) he did not have to include a link to this site so it's only fair I include a link to Mantis Eye. It also helps that i've been going to that site since the shows first season and should of provided a link sooner, It just never crossed my mind.<br />
The Site: <a href="http://mantiseye.com/">http://mantiseye.com/</a><br />
The Capsule: <a href="http://mantiseye.com/capsule/from_the_ladle_to_the_grave_the_shallow_gravy_story">http://mantiseye.com/capsule/from_the_ladle_to_the_grave_the_shallow_gravy_story</a><br />
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Now that well desrved plug is out of the way, on with the schudle, witch is NOT CONCRETE. And as for my former one, which included My Little Pony:Freindship is Magic and Sym-Bionic Titan, I do plan on covering both, but for now and with both halloween and school we'll see.<br />
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The Tick: Alone Togheter: Ho Yay courtesy of one of the writers of the venture brothers! <br />
Batman(1989): Mogo watches the first batman movie and dances with the devil in the pale moon light<br />
Van-Pires: Yes this exists, and if I can find it im reviewing it. It's a about a bunch of teenages who can turn into a hybrid car, man thing who fight robotic van vampires.... probably going to be the lowest quality thing i've ever reviewed but it's probably also going to be hilarious.<br />
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I Belive in a Thing Called Love: I take a look at cartoon relationships, the good, the bad, the medicore, the ugly, and the OH GOD WRITERS WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, with anaylysis.<br />
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Sadlygrove and Evagelyne: It's the story of an idot hero with a heart of gold who guards a snarky demonic sword, and a sensible elf-like girl who guards a bratty princess. Bascially your average love story.<br />
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So that's my tenative schudle. Until Next Time: CourageMogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-17166371494098602722011-08-08T12:03:00.000-07:002011-08-14T15:15:18.883-07:00Tinman and The Bat: Beware the Beast BelowMogo takes a look at the very first episode of the new scooby doo series over a year after it's first airing and shows just what makes it special. Also Patrick Warburton, Felonies and Romance.<br />
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Sorry for all three of you seeing this, I couldn't embed this time due to Copyright issues and may upload it on blip once I get an account. Thank You.<br />
UPDATE: The link is no longer vallad, but I have a new blip.tv account and once i'm done uploading the other episodes of Tinman and The Bat, I'll embed it here. <br />
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1. I plan on bringing Tinman and The Bat back as soon I can record the dialouge. I also plan on doing a game related show, with a new character who will be introduced in the first episode back.<br />
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2. I also plan on doing some text reviews on the site. Not too often, only when I rember, but I plan on giving my thoughts on Torchwood: Miracle Day, The upcoming Venture Bros special and, on a much much much much much much (100 much's later) much much much much less quality show, Degrassi, since Boycott the Caf left, but that ones pending.<br />
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3. I plan on adding jumps to all of my old posts.<br />
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Well that's all for now. Until next time:Courage.Mogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-41165007991900513982011-04-08T10:51:00.000-07:002011-07-14T07:02:40.956-07:00Dan Vs. Charicter Guide Another thing that didin't go much of anywhere but still wasn't half bad. Enjoy. <br />
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Dan Vs. is another Hub show, created by Dan Mandel and Chris Person about Dan, a short angry angry man who thinks the world is against him silent bob. He bascially spends most episodes trying to get revenge, justified or not, against whoever, or whatever, Person, Place, or Thing wronged him which at this point is: New Mexico, A Werewolf, A Dentist, A Ninja, The Animal Shelter Across the Street, Canada, California(where the show takes place) Traffic, The Local Shakespearean Dinner Theater, Baseball, The Local Beach, The Salvation Army, and George Washingtons Ghost.. Yeah it's a weried show but a good one. <br />
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Dan is for all intesnive purposes a raging jackass who goes after, as you can tell, anything and anyone, and has surprising knowledge on certain subjects. And rest assured if you've wronged him no matter who you are he will find you and get his vengance.<br />
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Chris is Dan's happily married best freind and extreme doormat. No matter how much abuse Dan heaps on him, Chris keeps hanging out with him: partly because any and all attempts to tell dan no are either ignored or yelled at until Christ helps him. Chris also has quite the appetite and has eaten posion meatloaf(though he didin't know it was poisned and it wasn't meant for him, but he ate the whole thing), soap filled soup, and planned to eat hot dogs covred in pepper spray. He's a good guy, but fate and dan are just not kind to him.<br />
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Elise, the final of the three main charicters, Elise ocasanally tags along on the former duo's adventures and also apparently works for the NSA, building super computers and fighitng russian terrorists. She's quite competent compared to teh other two and like dan with.... anything if you harm her husband she will find you and you'll wish dan was the one after you. But unlike the other two, while she appears in every episode as I said she usually dosen't play an incredibly large roll a few plots aside.<br />
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So that's Dan Vs. Look forward to my upcoming thoughts on the season so far and my review of the season as a whole when the season finsihes. Until Next Time:CourageMogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-78297084434285641362011-04-08T10:37:00.001-07:002011-07-14T07:01:51.971-07:00Tinman and The Bat: UndergradsIn my second review I take a look at the cult classic Undergrads about life at College, like me only with less wacky hyjinks. <br />
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As you may know from my post not but a few hours ago, I am undertaking an epic quest.... and when I say epic quest I mean watching internet sesation and acutally pretty good cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.<br />
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Now before any of you begin any possible jackassery, though I know most of you denizens of the deep, er I mean the internet won't but I"m being safe, I want you to know that I too was skeptical. I took one look at the commercials and went "Really, are they serious?". Then I gradually started to hear more and more about it until about last week A.D. when I was at The Random W Plan Livestream and saw the second half of the pilot, though I still need to see the first episode and possibly said 2nd episode again. Anywho, I was.. impressed. I mean it wasn't anything spectacular but I could tell effort had been put in. And with watching more episodes, it really depends. Some are really good, show off good, well rounded charicters that play off of each other.<br />
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Now I'm not saying it's all a bed of roses or that it's not girly, because it's about magical ponies so this was really unavodable, but it still is an excellent show. And theres a reason for that: The head writer, Tabitha St. Germain is actually putting conderiable effort in to make this a series that both girls and boys of all ages can enjoy, and cetain things(the god empress being called a Princess, there being only one major male charicter and only one recruring one of nominal importance, etc.) are hasbro dictated, but otherwise she was given free rain to do whatever and it's produced a good product. Now granted i've only watched 6 episodes at this point but i'll give a deepter in the actual review, As for this series of blog posts: this section is abotu my reactions to the episodes as I watch them. Now it will be a bit out of order but since the show is more of an episode to episode thing, with callbacks and what not, it doesn't hurt the experince one bit.<br />
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Now this next part, the charicters. As I said Freindship is Magic has a good suply of charicters, who I will be covering here. Now just a note to fans, certain charicters are left out for a reason: Derpy Hooves because she's an internet meme and I have not seen the episode where she actually makes a full appearnce and The Cutie Mark Crusaders(from what I can tell their as cutsie as they sound) because I haven't seen their episode yet. So without futher ado do do, here's the cast:<br />
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Twilight Sparkle: Okay go ahead and give a good long giggle at thename. But Twilgiht is the main character and isn't a mediocre book series, an awful film series or angel in disquise. No Twilight is the pupil of God Empress, I mean Princess Celestia ruler of the content( or world, it's never quite clear) of Equistria. In the first few eps she's sent to Ponyville, the major setting of the series, and has to learn the power of freindship and all and after finding said freinds and conquering the evil night goddes who's actually the princess' sister who went all evil on everypony and turned her back with the power of freindship, she decided to stay and has to send the aseop of the week back every week.<br />
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Twilight is a book worm and sorcceres, and unicorn. She has Telekenisis kyle, and various other magic abilites that are too nemerous to mention. Sadly she cannot kill a yak from 50 feet with mind bullets or move you, but she is the sanest one of the cast. Granted that's not a challenge and her over analization of thign sometimes gets her in over her head. really that's about all I can say:she's the sanest one, smart and the only one who reguarly uses their magic.<br />
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Applejack:Fun Fact:Not only are Applejacks a cereal but it's also a type of hard liquor. THE MORE YOU KNOW. Applejack has a southren accent but suprisngly that's not her whole personality. No next to twilight Applejack is the second sanest, possibly just as sane, one in the cast. She's also Twilight'ss opposite when it comes to abliity: Instead of relying on magic, earth pony applejack is just phiscally strong and wears a cowboy hat. She also has a stubborn streak and like Barney Stinson will take a criticism as CHALLANGE ACCEPTED instead of "no don't do it, common don't do it". She's also a farm pony, natrually, and kicks apples off of trees and wheels a cart around, and since there are no humans there isn't some jackass whipping her to go faster, and even if their was he'd get a swift groin kick.<br />
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Pinky Pie:The other Earth Pony, her name is indicative of her personality. She's ditzy to the point of mental instabllity but also freindly to a fault. She's also hyper and won't SHUT UP. Granted she can be entertianing and produces some of the funniest moments of the series but it varies between that and me going SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP. She also likes to throw parties and burst into song, luckily while here singing is annoying, her freinds do what the rest of the audience is doing and stare at her wishing she would stop for the love of god please stop. <br />
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Rainbow Dash: Rainbow Dash is the brash one of the cast. Think buttercup with less rage issues and you've got Rainbow Dash,. Rainbow is a pegasus meaning she has wings and can fly high into the sky and reaches mach 1 on a slow day. She also has an obession with joining the Wonderbolts, who unlike the thunderbolts are more ponies who fly around the world and do stuff and not supercriminals working off their sentences. She's also the first to go up to the ocasinaly monster attack the city and get smacked away or crash into something. She's also hyperactive though she's more enthusatic than... insane like Pinky.<br />
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Rarity: Rarity is the other unicorn but really doesn't know magic. But she is obessed with fashion but unlike most fashion obseesed fictional girls she makes her own desgins and is actually a well respected, if not incredibly famous, designer. She's also vain, apperance obsessed, but also good to her freinds. Granted when her ambitons fail she tends to go all sunset boullevard on everyone but thems the breaks.<br />
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Fluttershy: The last of the main 6, Fluttershy is a pegasus and is... shy. "shrugs" she's also a freind to all animals, nice polite and considerite, but is easliy scared. But don't take her lightly: you F@#$% with the other ponies and your ass is grass, and ponies eat grass and... what was I talking about again? <br />
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Spike: Spike is essentialy Twilights Fax Machine and sends her aseops the God Empress Princess. He also ocasianlly makes quips and is a small dragon. Really like pinky spikes entertainment varies from episode to episode but unlike Pinky his appreances are minor enough that if he's falling flat, he's not making me wish for the sweet release of death. He also has a crush on rarity but as is the standard she has no idea.<br />
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Well that's the mane(Badum dum kish) cast. Tune in soon as I cover the cast of Dan Vs. and my first round of episodes of MLP. Until then: Courage.Mogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-75690503135912593832011-04-08T06:43:00.000-07:002011-07-14T06:54:45.319-07:00Announcments Involving the Schudle and New ProjectsOkay first off I would like to say the reason my new episod isn't up here is.... I forgot. My bad, it will be up here tonight. Second, I"m making some slight adjustments to the schudule, mostly because..<br />
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1)The Upcoming Storyline, a small one running across, has been changed a bit. As such i'm dropping my avatar and Venture Bros reviews, and since I have finals coming up in may, i'll be lucky if I get Hey Arnold:The Movie done before the end of April. But the schudle coming up is now...<br />
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Hey Arnold: The Movie(April)<br />
Sym-Bionic Titan(Late April or May)<br />
Summer Reviews(possibly ealier):<br />
Heavyweights<br />
Dan Vs.<br />
My Little Pony: Freindship is Magic<br />
Archie:Return To Riverdale<br />
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2) Speaking of those two hub shows, after watching some of both, i've decided to give some of my thoughts a bit early here, since I recently caught up with dan and have been watching MLP(and before any of you, not all of you but there will probaby be a few, mock I thought the same thing about it when I first saw it, it's not as bad as it sounds) I will give some of my thoughts on the episodes here, as their watched. And just to note I am watching MLP in "Whatever episode I want" because while their is an order, there really isn't a strict progression of events. <br />
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3) I"m canceling the degrassi series. To be honest I mostly did it to try and impress boycott the caf but A) They just don't care. B) They barley stand watching it. and C) I'm just not watching it as much. My dad lost The N and The Hub buttt he did get internet and I can get Dan Vs., G.I. Joe Regnegades and MLP online so I consider it a fair trade. I just don't care about degrassi any more. I mean I still like some of the charitcters but I just never enjoyed it. <br />
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Alrigh that's all for now. Peace.Mogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-51809104718227732162011-03-12T17:27:00.001-08:002011-07-14T06:58:20.883-07:00TATB: Clerks The Animated SeriesMy first video review! I take a look at Clerks: The Animated Series, a show from before Kevin Smith lost his damn mind and thought he was Stoner Jesus.<br />
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Now for those of you wondering just what the hell I'm talking about Degrassi(Previously Degrassi:The Next Generation) is a candian Teen Drama aired on Teen Nick (Previously The N) follows the stories of several Canadian teens and their completely unrealistic melodramatic lives. Yeah despite a few good charicters the main appeal of the show is the fact it's so bad it's good. <br />
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Now since the show has dozens of characters I thought it best to start off with the charicters themselves, with their relevant histories and my opinions up to the Boiling Point.<br />
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Claire Edwards: Sister of Darcy, a previous character who has nothing at all to do with what's going on, who's the voice of reason to her best friend Alli who we'll get to in a bit. Claire used to go around in a uniform until Alli brought her out of her shell. She spent most of season 8 either telling Alli not to do something stupid or pining over KC who will get more in a second. But she eventually landed KC, only for him to turn around and dump her when things went sour, again long story. She went through a Twilight phase that i'd rather act like it didin't happen and that's Claire up until this point. Oh she's also relgious, as that'll be imporant to her charicter later in the season. <br />
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K.C. Guthrie: Since Claire's story for season 8 is tied into this douchebag, we'll do him next. And not in that way, good god not in that way. K.C. was once a delinquent who currently lives in a group home after his junkie parents abandoned him. He later found himself attracted to Claire, but before their romance could blossom, she found out his past and threw a fit. Luckily Connor, who like alot of characters in a minute, brought them togheter in time honored sitcom fashion by locking them alone together in the same room. They went out for a while but their diffrences, K.C. was getting into sports, while Claire stuck with school, caused them to drift apart. Two things finally finsihed the job: Jenna Middleton, the new perky blonde and K.C.'s creepy coach who told K.C. to get with Jenna. While it's not all K.C.'s fault he could've waited. But then Coach got all creepy, hiring KC a hooker and showing him his gun(NOT LIKE THAT). So K.C. apolgized to Claire but stuck with Jenna and got Coach arrested. There as also a plot about cheating on a test but I dont' care enough to talk about it. <br />
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Connor Deltasaurus Simpson: Adopted son of Legacy Charicter from Degrassi's 80's series Archibald Snake Simpson, Connor is one of my favorite charicters who's, sadly, criminally underused. Connnor has asbergers like yours truly, a minor form of autism. Unlike yours truly he discovered this during his teen years while i've known since I was 8 or so. This became a major plot point when Der Fuherer... I mean The Shep, jackass and principal for most of season 8, tried to get Connor expelled for defying him, because The Shithead... I mean The Shep hated anyone who wasn't a jock... and Jane, who despite not being on the show anymore will also get a profile due to being important, but we'll get to that in Jane's profile. But with Claires help Ze Jackace... I mean The Shep was deposed. Connor then did jack squat more during seasons 8 and 9 other than some stuff with Dave but more on him later. Oh I almost forgot.... I liked Claire but she liked KC and as stated he eventually stepped aside and Threes Companied them toghter. He's also nerdy like me. Really Connor is me if I were African American and Canadian, both of which just make him awesomer. <br />
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Alli Bandahri<br />
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Alli is the brother of Sav, who sadly we'll get to in a minute. Alli is every annoying sterotypical sitcom teenager rolled into one. To prove my point heres a handy checklist....<br />
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See? right on all acounts. Alli spent seasons 8 and 9, pining over or dating Senior and delinquint who was around when comedy relief J.T. was tragically murdered in a puddle of urine, with a knife, but wasn't the one who knifed him. She lost her viginity to him but he claimed to have lost his too. This turned out to be a lie... he had an STD. She didint' find this lovely fact out until after their relationship fizzled when she started sexting him, only for them to get in a snit that ended with Johnny sending the naked pictures all over the school. Yeah Alli really dosen't have good impluse control and I really don't like her, as noted above most of her plots are her doing something stupid after claire said she shouldin't. SIGH.<br />
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Sav Bandhari<br />
<u><i><b>SIGH </b></i></u>as you can tell i'm not looking forward to summing up this failure waste. Sav is Alli's brother and a woman abusing douche. Well not phiscally and it is her fault for staying with him but his relation ship with Anya is just... hard to describe, so i'll do her next, and to whoever just said that's what she said i'm gonna sock you. But Sav is Alli's big brother who was in a band called Studz(Because poor literacy is kewl) who consisted of....<br />
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Spinner Beaurgaurd Dinopunch Thunderbolt Mason: Degrassi's best charicter for a long time who overcame cancer, was the scapegoat for the school shooting during his tenure, was drummer for another douchebag's band, and had a crippled african american currently a rapper named Drake sidekick from the future named Jimmy who was justifiably mad at him for a bit since the shooting did cripple him. But they smoothed things over, Spinner punched the moon back into orbit and everything was cool again. He's Boycott The Caf's mascot and resident badass and stuck around school for at least a year after he graduated, as he was dating Jane who we;ll get to next. Spinner is currently married to Snake's step-daughter Emma, who was a charicter before Degrassi:TNG existed and is total hippy. Spinner drummed for Studz because he had nothing better to do between Jane time and running the local hangout The Dot and policing canada like a mighty hawk. He eventually decided it was time to go after his wedding, and realized that drumming for douchebags wasn't his thing, and is now the Candian Ambasador to America, Norway and Mars.<br />
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Jane Vaughn: A tough girl, Janie started dating Spinner pre-season 8 and joined the football team in season 8, but had to fight the Shep, who was a myisgonistic douchenozzle but we've said enough about him, but stayed fast. She joined the Band after douchebag Peter got on the smack, and the band was rechrisned Janie and The Studz because her and Spinner are the only ones with talent and Spinner didin't anyone to know he knew Sav and Peter. She's currently studing in New York after breaking up with spinner due to an affair that happened in the past.<br />
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Danny Van Zeldt: The Band's token black guy who plays the base and really isn't that notable.<br />
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Peter Stone:I hate this douchebag. I really do. He was a manipulative bastard who eventually turned into a whiny opposum. He eventually did smack, got kicked off of the band but then they took pity on him and let him back into the band. He pops up twice this season and only once of note, so let's pretend he never existed.<br />
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And those were the Studz. Sav's misadventures revolve around them, anya and his horribly repressive parents who are a detriment to both of their children. Otherwise Sav is just boring, annoying and boring in that order.<br />
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Jenna Middleton: The perky blonde from Newfoundland who came in during season 9 and took KC from Claire. Sorftof. She can also sing which is important to this season. She's currently dating KC, obviously and the fanbase really really really hates her. I don't get it as much, she's annoying but not Sav or KC levels of annoying or abusive. Speaking of Sav...<br />
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Anya Iforgotherlastname<br />
Anya was Queen Bitch Holly J's lapdog before telling her to take a hike. She also dated Sav though he mostly hid her from his parents, and she was stupid enough to stay with him despite him not having enough balls to stand up to his parents(He said he did once but I have a feeling he lied.). This was what made sav really annoying until Season 9 where her sleeping with Sav to keep him away from his arranged marrige and lying about being on the pill caused Sav of all people to end it. All I can say is thank god. She also LARP's and that's the extent of her personality.<br />
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Holly J Sinclair<br />
Holly J was Degrassi's queen bitch, taking after her unseen queen bitch sister heather, who used Anya as a laptdog until... well you know. She was generally a bitch until her and Spinner were trapped with a gunman who shot Spinner. She let Jane have him and started dating Declan who we'll get to next and calmed down a bit. She's still snippy when necessary but far less of a bitch.<br />
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Declan Coyne: One of the new batch introduced in season 9, Declan was a smooth pimp who loves the pussy until he realized him and Holly J had similar intrests... but Holly J was a bit turned off by the fact he had been sleeping with Jane while she was still with Spinner and it took ALOT of convincing on his part to land her. They have a pretty good relationship at this point and spent the summer in New York together. He also produced the good effects but bad script play Alien High or something, and anyone who dares to make a crack about Tron:Legacy I have three words for you: Jeff Motherfucking Bridges. That is all. I loved that movie.<br />
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Fiona Coyne: Declans sister who has incesty vibes with him and was as territorial as a pack womanimal while he was dating Holly J. This peaked in New York where she made out with Declan against his will in public and he finally snapped at her. She gets some much much much neeeded charicter development this season after being a bitch last season.<br />
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Dave The Glave Turner: Who's pretty much whatcha get when you mix former comic relief guy J.T. with Nick Cannon. He's as annoying as Nick Cannon sometimes and hangs around with Connor, and defended him on the B-Ball team, and Wesley, who get's more appernces this season. His claim to popularity is using a waterbottle to pee on resident bully bruce the moose. Yeahhhhh let's move on.<br />
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Chante Black:Yes the black charicters last name is black. She's Dave's cousin who's been at degrassi a year longer than she should have and the school gossip who everybody wants to shut up. You know I just realized that other that Dave's Postive points and Connor in general, most minorites on degrassi aren't good charicters. Way to be subtly racist Degrassi. Way. To.<br />
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Riley Stavros:The Closeted Gay quarter back who's whole charicter revolves around him being in the closet and angry about it. That's it. He eventually came around, and while not coming out found a love intrest in Zane, who hadn't done much. Yet.<br />
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Wesley: A white nerd and the completing part of Dave and Connors sepctacular nerd Trio. Was in the path of Claires Twlight Phase.<br />
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Owen:Homophobe and Bully. That's it. That's all that's all there is.<br />
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Zane:Riley's closet key.<br />
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Archiebald "Snake" Simpson: The current principal of Degrassi and only leftover adult. Connors adopted father. He tries to be reasonable and has a rough road ahead as principal. Nice guy, really nice guy. <br />
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And taht's the cast for this season. I think... yup that's all, new cast aside, I got em all. Tune in next time to see the first part of the first part of Season 10. Until then:Courage.Mogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-54100989526980380482011-02-24T20:26:00.000-08:002011-07-14T07:03:24.279-07:00Top 5 Best and Worst Power Rangers Theme Songs I go over the 5 best and 5 worst themes of Power Rangers 19 year history. <br />
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Whelp I'm a starting my new sereis, animation age, based on westren animation soon, but since I'm too bushed to do a new one right away, or my upcoming Degrassi review, I've decided to do a bit of filler just for the hell of it.<br />
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Now I'm assuming most of you out there know what Power Rangers are but just as a refresher: The Power Rangers are a group of teenagers that fight crime. While the roster and powers now change yearly, the basics still stand: There are 3 to 5 of them to start, at least 1 new member joins partway through the season, they fight random monsters thrown at them by some sort of evil overlord or recently awakened ancient evil overlord, and when the monsters had enough it grows giant and they have to fight it with some sort of giant robot. I admit it's campy and whatnot but it's still quite enjoyable, though most of my watching is done by proxy through Linkara's History of Power Rangers Series, which is also the reason I got back into them. And heck even most of the camp masks some good story in some seasons. <br />
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Recently i've been on something of an american sentail researching kick, looking up both the various versions of Power Rangers and the various teams, and that includes theme songs. I've had some personal faviorites but I've also discovered some that are so horrible I can't just ignore theme. So here are the very best and worst out of 19 years and 18 seasons of Power Rangers.<br />
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<b>THE BEST</b><br />
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No suprise coming from the best season but some people would probably put it up higher. <br />
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4)<b> </b>Power Rangers:Lightspeed Rescue<br />
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I just like this theme. It's high energy it promotes the team and it's pretty badass. But I've really got nothing else to say about it, except that Cole Evans is a badass. That is all.<br />
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3) Power Rangers Turbo<br />
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Yes this is one of the most reviled seasons. Yes it almost killed the show. But this theme song is just pure adrenline. And it has the interscetion of awesome and hoakey with the line: Rangers Set To Rock.<br />
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2) Mighty Morphin Power Rangers<br />
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The original is still an all time classic. This is also why Samurai isn't here: It's the same thing updated but it just can't beat the nostalgia factor. And the shouted voices don't exactly help samurai either. But Bulk and Spike do.<br />
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1) Power Rangers Dino Thunder<br />
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This is just... epic. It basically says "The Dino Rangers are coming Motherf#%^&* your screwed". I'm just paraphrasing but it's still badass and that's why it tops the list. On an ironic note, Dino Thunder is the only disney series to be on this list.... and the only one out of three of them to not be on the next list. The other two were awesome but not enough to trump the ones already here. This one just really get's you really hyped for the series and in the end that's what a good power rangers theme should do and that's what all of these do.<br />
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<b>THE WORST</b><br />
5)<b> </b>Power Rangers Jungle Fury<br />
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This one dosen't have that bad a beat.... it's the vocals that send this one here. It sounds like some sort of bad Jonas Brother's sound-alike that's trying to prove their EXTREME. Ugh.<br />
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4) Power Rangers Ninja Storm<br />
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Again this one isn't too bad musically but the vocals don't sound the least bit excited. I mean I know power rangers isn't that glamerous or what not, but geez man at least sound like you mean it. I doubt all the singers on the top 5 were that jazzed about Power Rangers but they still acted like they were... those that weren't on drugs. This is primarliy a kids show and it's not going to help it if you don't mean it. <br></p><p><br></p><p><br />
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3) Power Rangers R.P.M.<br />
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This season is known for one thing: Being terminator meets the power rangers. I'm not joking:In the not too distant future next sunday A.D. an evil computer sentient computer virus named Vernjix wiped out almost all of humanity outside of the domed city of cornith. Now you'd think it would have an epic theme to go along with this dark and epic premise right? As Lex Luthor would say:WRONG. It's not to bad it's just too... I dunno it just dosen't feel right for this reason.<br />
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2) Power Rangers:Operation Overdrive<br />
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This season... wasn't well recived. Fandom didin't like it outside of the crossover, though opinons varied. But two things are certain: The actor who played the black ranger was an egocentric asshat(He stole a banner that was supposed to be auctioned off for the make a wish foundation and apparently acted like a prick on Rangerboards.) and the theme song sucked hard. It somehow takes a horrible rock, or whatever the hell it's supposed to be, and then if that wasn't bad enough throws in a rap. A F$%#@^& RAP. As if ranger fans didin't have enough problems, now people who mocked them about it had two raps. Why do I say two, well....<br />
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1) Power Rangers: Mystic Force<br />
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Good god. This is a worse rap, because it's the whole theme. What makes it worse is that this rap makes less sense. I mean it didint' make sense for Overdrive but, as you can gleam from the title, Mystic Force was about magicans, WHEN THE HELL HAS MAGIC AND RAPPING EVER GONE TOGHETER? THE ANSWER IS NEVER!<br />
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Well that's the best and worst of Power Rangers themes for you. Until next time: Courage.Mogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-31871678333959440742011-02-18T19:13:00.000-08:002011-07-14T06:51:29.834-07:00Get Over It I tried reviewing something postive for once. While it wouldn't stick it would later carry on to my current reviews with Tinman and the Bat. Read on as I discuss one of my favorite films.<br />
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<a name='more'></a> I've decided to change what i'm reviewing up a bit. I realized that I was trying to hard to be funny, trying to hard to make fun of bad stuff. I also realized that it just works better if I review stuff with merit, or go into detail about stuff that I'd like to talk about. So out goes the recaps... and in go some small recaps but mostly series reviews. But for my first revamp review I'm doing something near and dear to my heart: Get Over It.<br />
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For those of you who don't know, Get Over It is a(stops to go to wikipedia and look up the release date) 2001 teen comedy wrtten by R. Lee Fleeming Junior and Directed by Tommy O'Haver. O'Haver's only real other credits are "Ella Enchanted" and two movie's I've never heared of. Heck until today I didin't even know the same guy directed both Ella Enchanted and Get Over It. Huh, go figure.<br />
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As for why this film is personal to me:It's one of my faviorites. It may very well be my faviorite. You see my brother used to collect VHS tapes back when they were the dominant format and I still do. So when he got rid of most of them, I kept most of the comides while he sold the rest at a garage sale. One of them happens to be Get Over It and for the last... however long it's been since I got it I've watched that movie alot at my dads. I eventually got a DVD copy, lent it to my freind, then got it back and still watch the DVD ocaisnally. The movies far from perfect, but as I said it's one of my faviorites. But what exactly is Get Over It?<br />
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In the late 90's/early 00's there was a bit of a trend. While It's, as far as I know, only a handful of films, alot of unrelated directors did comedys that were loosely based on Shakespeare.... and one really, really, really weird modern update with the original dialogue staring Leonardo DeCaprio I watched back in High School as part of my english class. But in this case the films barley, just barley, based on A Mid-Summer Night's Dream, as a musical version is used as a central part of the plot, and yes it's just as rediculous and hilarious as it sounds. But what is the plot, you may ask. Well i'll tell you, you may ask.<br />
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Berke Landers had this childhood freind, Allison Nolastname. She moved away when they were kids but then she came back. Then they dated for a year , and i'll let Berke lead us into what comes next.<br />
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"I thought it would last forever. Boy was I a dumbass"<br />
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Yup, after a year of dating she dumps him with an akward metaphor and sends him packing with his stuff, which she packed up. He then has a bizzare dream sequence where early 00's singer i'd never heared of outside of this movie, Vitamin C, lipsyncs to it. He's forced to tell his parents on their tv show "Love Matters" (where they were not only just demonstrating a sexual techinque, but his dad asked if Coolio wanted to get on this. yes I said Coolio and his face is priceless. that's half the reason to see the movie right there. ). And when I say forced, they could tell something was wrong and instead of handling it at home, they force him to share.<br />
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Burkes friends, or rather his rascally sidekick Felix, played by Tom Hanks son collin. He's kindaof just the snarky sidekick here who gets Burke into all sorts of crap, but he's still entertaining. Plus he turned out better than his other son "Chet" who's apparently trying to be a rapper. Who talks about token up and drinkin while at college. I am going to have to make fun of this, I know I have a new direction but still it's superstar Tom Hanks son trying to rap. It's going to be Vanilla Ice all over again, mark my words. Or he'll crash and burn <br />
which is just as fun. Speaking of rap and crashing and burning, Burkes other freind, Dennis, whose name i'm suprised I know, is played by early 2000's hit Sisqo, or for those of you who don't recognize the name "The Thong Song Guy". Felix is on a hunt for ass but finds his sister Kelly and her freind Basin. Yeah I had to use Wikipedia again for her name, and i'm just going to call her Mila Cunis just like i'll call Denis Sisquo, because I'm not using the name "Basin" in a semi-serious context and Siquo is just to rub it in that Sisquo's career died not long after this. Anywho, the Doctor is about to sympathy murder the Star Whale until Amy figures out that it will work with the humans, even faster, they've just got to stop hurting it's brain and i'm talking about Doctor Who now aren't I? Oh and Kelly is played by Kirstin Dunst, who would go on to star in spider-man and come up with batshit insane ideas for the franchise. <br />
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But who should be at the club but Allison, with her best friend Zoe Saldana, who says it's time to move on. And she does and dances with, and ends up making out with, Striker, who's british and we'll know more about in a bit. Berke is devastated and tries calling her but Felix and Sisquo try their damdest to stop him from making an ass of himself. When he can't get a hold her he decides to saranade her(oh and trying to correct saranade got Sarah Jane, NICE) Meanwhile Allison and Zoe Saldana watch Strykers music video since he was in a boy band called the Swingtown Lads, which is a spot on boy band parody.<br />
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Berke tries to sing to Allison but is so bad he gets a nice glass of BOOT TO THE HEAD. A week or two later Berke is farting rainbows and is slightly over Allison... but while he's come to grips with losing her he's not about to giver her up to that british megadouche. So he tries to humilate Stryker at basketaball, since Berke and Co are on the Basketball team. Unforutnatley Berke ends up getting a ball to the face and a talk with Allison who mentions she's trying out for the school play with Stryker.<br />
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Berke then decides that the best way to get her back is to join them in the play. But theres a few holes in his plan: He can's sing, he can't act and as he puts it when reading A Midsummers Night Dream "I'm only understanding about every other word of this shit" so Kelly offers to help. On a side note:KRISTIN DUNST AND MILA KUNIS IN BIKINIS. YES THEY USED THIS FOR PROMOTION AND YOU PROBABLY CAN FIGURE OUT WHY. So Kelly tutors Burke and the day of the audtions hit. Now I forgot where it was but we were introduced to the play earlier and our director, Doctor Desomond Forest Oates, who wrote this musical, is hilarious and a bit of a douche and is played by Martin Short. He also has an assistant whos name I forget but has to put up with his egomanical bullshit. So anyways audtioning for the play are theater regular Peter Wong, who literally sings like a girl, Striker, who sings the same song burke did but better, and Kelly who perfoms her own song, which oates trashes the minute he finds out it's hers. Burke, not realzing it's the singing audition, wings it with the big red song. He get's everyone singing but only lands the all important roll of soldier #3. In fact heres the cast.<br />
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A Mid Summers Rocking Eve<br />
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With 13 original songs written by Doctor Desomond Forrest Oates:<br />
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Lysander: Peter Wong<br />
Hermia: Allison Nolastname<br />
Demetrius: Striker Mcdouchebag<br />
Helena: Kelly Kuposki<br />
Puck: Little Steve<br />
Other Faires: Background Charicters and Mila Kunis<br />
Black Best Friend: Siquo<br />
Quirky Scheming Best Friend: <strike>Zack Morris Collin Hanks </strike>Felix Kuposki<br />
Sassy Black Woman:Zoe Saldana<br />
Soldier #1: Bruce Cambell<br />
Soldier #2: Marky Mark Wallberg<br />
Soldier #3: Berke Landers <br />
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The rehersals interfer with B-Ball a bit but that dosen't bother doctor oates. So at the first one we're introduced to little steve, who name nonwithstanding, will do nothing outside of fantasy sequences and one funny scene. Berke then nods off and we get a very bizzare dream sequence where Bekre, playing Lysander. A swordfight insues, berke wakes up humilated and you get the picture. Also the next scene has Berke accidently showing his ass. He's as emaressed as I was seeing it. <br />
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Moving on Berke and Kelly grow closer as she tutors him in his roll, Allison pushes Berke away and Striker, being the pissant that he is, let's burke know that he's on to him. Meanwhile Felix comes up with a zany scheme: Since Sisquo is in shop with her, Felix has Sisquo get Dara Lynn to go on a blind date with Burke. Dara Lynn is accident prone and was put in a coma for a few years, so she's still in high school But as hot as she is, she ends up setting the restraunt on fire through her luck. Felix is detemined not to give up and goes to his plan B, which he always uses:Strip Club. He drags Berke to one but it turns out it's S&M night and Burkes the Victim. Then again it's Carmen Electra so hey, could be worse. Carmen Electra got the short end of the stick because, due to being a bit cruler and out of pace with the film for the MPAA's taste, they had to cut the scene to about a minute before the cops break in. But since Berke was put in a harness he's both saved from a kinky beating and arrested. And if you'll recall his parents are insane and kinky so they say it's natural, offer to take him for frogurt, or home to polish the rocket. Yogurts good. and I didnt' make up polish the rocket: Berke's mom did.<br />
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Word get's out at school so Stryker brings this up, only for Berke to defect him with sarcasm. Then things really get awesome when Stryker pulls nunchucks out of his pants. Berke even asks who keeps Nunchucks in there pants. But this bit of beign a showoffy douche backfires as the Nunchucks fire off and hit Oates assitant, who accidently injures Wong. Wong vows revenge, which shall only be mentioned in a deleted scene i'll get back to towards the end. Oates is looking for replacements and... PUT YOUR HAND DOWN LITTLE STEVE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PART, he bellows. So Kelly offres up Berke. Oates is desprate enough to take it which means CASTING CHANGE!<br />
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Lysander:Berke Landers<br />
Hermia: Allison Nolastname<br />
Demetrius: Striker Mcdouchebag<br />
Helena: Kelly Kuposki<br />
Puck: Little Steve<br />
Other Faires: Background Charicters and Mila Kunis<br />
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Quirky Scheming Best Friend: <strike>Zack Morris Douche Martinez Deuce Martinez </strike>Felix Kuposki<br />
Sassy Black Woman:Zoe Saldana<br />
Soldier #1: Bruce Cambell<br />
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Soldier #2:Javiar "I can't walk, I can' hump I can't do nothing man" Bardem <br />
Soldier #3 and Black Best Friend : Siquo "Thong Song Guy" Siquo<br />
Vengance Shall Be Mine Quoth Alvis:Peter Wong<br />
Pretty Dumb Blonde Walking Disaster Area: Dora Lysander<br />
Vicitous Hunting Wolf Attack Victim: Pauly Shore<br />
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So Kelly helps Burke cram for the roll... and accidently shoots him with what she thought was a prop bow, Kelly's crush on Burke becomes more obvious and Other stuff. Kelly also tries to get Oates to replace his horrible song "Pocket Full of Dreams" with her generic but less rediculous song with Shakespehere quotes. But Oates wrote it for Diana Ross( again not makign this up but I have to say it for leagal reasons) and to parapharase: I AM GOD HERE. DON'T QUESTION ME YOU BLONDE TWIT. I WAS PEFORMING SHAKESPHERE BEFORE YOU COULD SPELL YOUR NAME.<br />
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So while Burke gets Kelly a recorder as the show aproaches, Felix looks at his check list for teen comedy sidekick.<br />
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Be overprotective of sister X<br />
Be a pervert all of the time X<br />
Set friend up on bad blind date X<br />
Strip Club X<br />
Strip Club <br />
Strip Club X<br />
Have too much gel in my hair X<br />
House Party X<br />
Have Sex With One Of My Freinds Mother X*<br />
*Checked because Berkes parents invited him for a threesome, and felix was like "eh free sex".<br />
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So Berke and Kelly practice but before anything cna happen between them Felix calls and reveals he's started a raging party. So Berke and Kelly go. Berke goes to find and murder Felix but both find that Kellys being hit on by <b>THE MIGHTY HUMAN PENIS</b> I mean <b>Stryker. </b> Felix steps in, not that it was necessary, and Stryker runs... and makes out with Zoe Saldana. Long story short Allison figures out Strykers a human penis, Berke kisses Kelly, but she backs out because he's in a weired place and Felix punches him in the face. Oh and his parents show up and would've sprung for a DJ. Berke chews them out for being.. insane(And while the threesome really didin't happen, it's fairly plausable.)<br />
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IT'S THE BIG SHOW YA'LL. Allison wants Berke back, Berke is conflicted and Mila Kunis' dance parnter is out. But since Sisquos had a crush on her the whole movie and can dance, he steps in. THE FINAL CASTING SHEET:<br />
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Lysander:Berke Landers<br />
Hermia: Allison Nolastname<br />
Demetrius: Striker Mcdouchebag<br />
Helena: Kelly Kuposki<br />
Puck: Little Steve<br />
Other Faires: Background Charicters and Mila Kunis and Sisquo<br />
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Quirky Scheming Best Friend: <strike>Zack Morris Allllviinnnn Seth Rogen </strike>Felix Kuposki<br />
Sassy Black Woman and Adulteress :Zoe Saldana<br />
Soldier #1: Bruce Cambell<br />
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Soldier #2:Javiar "I can't walk, I can' hump I can't do nothing man" Bardem <br />
Soldier #3 and Black Best Friend : Siquo "Thong Song Guy" Siquo<br />
Vengance Shall Be Mine Quoth Alvis(And Then he shot that guy right in the face):Peter Wong<br />
Pretty Dumb Blonde Walking Disaster Area: Dora Lyn <br />
Vicitous Hunting Wolf Attack Victim Who Gets Castrated So He May Never Breed : Pauly Shore <br />
Oberon:Doctor Desomnd Forest Oates<br />
Titania: Simon "P Cookie" Cook<br />
Himself: Tv's Frank<br />
Table #3: Poof Poof Poof Poof<br />
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So the play happens with awesomely hialrious songs and is one of the highlights of the film, and Sisquo literally sweeps Kelly off her feet. . During the act break Berke changes the music to kelly's song, and Stryker takes things a bit too far by having the effects guys activate the effects cue when Berke crosses. I mean Doucherys one thing but we're talking horrible injury. So Kelly realizes from the gesture that she was wrong, and before Strykers scheme can happen, Burke heartwarmingly changes the verse and chooses Kelly. Striker protests but accidently cues the explosion and gets blown into the sky. This also blows Dora Lynn into Felix and feel free to insert your own dirty joke hear.<br />
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In the end Kelly and Burke are togheter, Felix got himself a girl, Siquo finally got Mila Kunis, and the tech dudes stryker bribed are happy that Strykers face got blown up, while Oates is happy he won't have to conduct for the national hobo orchestra. Oh and in aformentioned deleted scene Wong swings from the rafters otu of nowhere and attack stryker, shouting REVENGE!. It's random and Hilarious but easy to see why they cut it out. Oh and one last thing DANCE PARTY. Yes Sisquo and Vitaman C pefrom a pretty good verison of September. Contary to the Thong Song Sisquo can actually sing songs that aren't about the Buttocks.<br />
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So That's Get Over it. I was a bit snarky to it but god I love it. Sure it's a wee bit goofy but it's funny entertaining and I always enojoy seing it, cliches and all. Well that's all folks, until next im time:Courage.<br />
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Final Grade: A-Mogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-13727763213589771762011-01-18T14:27:00.000-08:002011-07-14T06:43:50.251-07:00Doctor Who:Remembrance of the Daleks ReviewHello the Lovers the Dreamers and Me. Now for something a little diffrent: Doctor Who. Now alot of people probably know what doctor who is and for those, like me a year ago, don't know:Doctor Who follows the adventures of an excentic man who flies around time and space in a police box, with the help of a human, and the ocasinal robot(one being a walking plot cupon and the other being weak willed and doing jack shit.). Oh he's also 900 years old. Now while most fans are familiar with the new series, where I started with the latest one, this is me going back.<br />
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You see like alot of concepts recently Doctor Who is a remake. Unlike most relaunches though, this one started where the last one picked off, albeit with a new doctor. Doctor Who orignally started in the 60's and ran unil the 80's where the head jackass in charge cancleed the show because he had it out for doctor who for no apparant reason, other than dickishness. But then the revival happened. But the series have noticabley diffrent feels. They also have diffrent distribution methods: The Classic Who was 22 minute weekly episodes that we're part of an arc. The New Who, Two-Parters aside, are 45-Minute single contained stories like most amercian Sci-Fi and drama shows.<br />
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This paticular Serial comes from the 7th Doctor(sorry forgot to mention to those who don't know about the doctor: he becomes a diffrent person by regenerating, which is a fancy way for him to change actors and even shake up his personality.) and his Punk Rock Companion Ace, have arrived at Coal Hill, soon after the orignal doctor left. They soon find out supsicous things are afoot( Aren't they always?), and the militarys about. So while one of the soldiers flirts up ace, the Doctor soon finds out that his sworn enemys The Daleks are running amok. The Daleks are a genocidal race that was genetically engineered by the mad scientist Davros, and plot to destory every last non-dalek in existince.<br />
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But this time its a class struggle:The Emperial Dalek's VS the ones Loyal to Davros. And it turns out their after the same thing:The Hand of Omega, a powerful Time Lord artifact the Doctor happened to leave behind, and is now using as bate. You see the doctor has a plan and must now figure out not only which side to let grab the Hand but also how to keep the soldiers from going Kablooey in the crossfire.<br />
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It was a thrilling serial, and highly worth the watch. For newer people, you get to see both the Daleks as a credible threat, their apperance aside, and also has a smashing doctor to go with it. It also works for New Who fans who haven't seen the old series before, my sole complaint being that the Emporer Dalek sounds like that guy in Jurassic Park who got acid shot in his face. Seriously it's hilarious. I'm also told you can find this serial online, so if you like Sci-Fi, Doctor Who, or a Teenager beating up an evil pepper pot with a baseball bat, the orignal crownining moment of awesome, then i'd highly recommened this.<br />
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Final Grade: AMogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-47814047439095785252011-01-15T10:42:00.000-08:002011-07-14T06:42:54.879-07:00Daria-Depth Takes A Holiday I Take a look at Daria's most infamous episodes. Things are about to get a bit Freake. <br />
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Daria is the snarky adventures of a teenager in real life, spinoff of beavis and butthead. Now the reason i'm bringing this up right away is that odds are A good portion of you won't know about the series, and that i'm about to watch the most surreal episode of the series, Depth Takes A Holiday.<br />
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Now I don't participate in a lot of fandoms, what with it being hard to get in and alot of them being batshit insane. Now not all are and from what I've read the Daria is barring two exceptions:Shipping and The two non-standard episodes:This one and Daria! the quite good musical episode. But having never seen this and it been a while since I read the recap, it's time to see if this episode is delightfully weired, as some belive, or just shit, as many other see it.<br />
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We open to a Sick Sad World segment, while Daria and her snarky best friend Jane snarkly discuss the comertilization of the holidays. While on her way home Daria is stopped by what appears to be a giant, fat stoned cupid and a casually dressed Leprechaun. I would just like to take this opprotunitity to point out I am not on drugs right now. Stoned Cupid blows there cover already and Daria belives their crazy. The Holidays are here again because apprently Guy Fawkes Day, Christmas and Halloween are running amok and they need to get them back to the worm hole behind the good time Chineese restraunt, where Holiday Island is located. And apprently their trying to start a band. Daria is not at all convinced, as are the audince.<br />
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So both Stoner Cupid and Undercover Leprchaun try convincing her. Leprechaun tries just breathing in her face but it dosen't work. Cupid then tries using his love magic on her to make her say the name of the person who makes her, to quote the stoner god of love himself, "Like Queen Cleopatra". It works a little too well and she runs in terror. Her parents then uh... run to comfort her for no reason? I dunno. But just in case cupid uses a fancy contraption using his arrows on them, so Jake and Helen her parents start making out, making Daria's sister Quinn run for a shower.<br />
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Convinced she's having a nervous breakdown, and she's just gonna ride it out, daria teams up with them. They also don't want to see quinn. Just because they don't want to talk with her, not because they want to tide. Daria asks Jane for help, btu get's snarked. When Jane asks trent about the rouge holidays band, he reveals their coming over to jam. And appear right in the kitchen. She treats them to pizza and proves her coolness.<br />
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Our rouge holidays reveal over pizza that they don't want to be holly jolly all of the time and they came here to escape, but then our duo finds them but Daria refuses to help them, stating that the band should be able to stay here if they want too. Unfortunatley they want to crash at darias and jane wants to bone Guy Fawkes Day. Man never thought I'd ever write that. Meanwhile Quinn is forced to endure her parents going at it like rabid teenage otters. Sandy, Quinns normally backstabbing bitch of a friend is surprisingly supportive and suggests she stop her parents, thinking their gonna have another child. And not to stay up late.<br />
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Daria tires to explain things to Quinn, but Quinn dosen't belive her. St.Patrick and Cupid look for help and look for help with local dullards Britany and Kevin, who talk about their sex life and look like their gonna do the oppisite. It's about this time Patrick realizes that Daria is one of the only smart people in town.<br />
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Quinn hasn't slept in a long time, and Sandi actually tries to get her to get a leave of abcesne though surprisingly not to stab her in the back, but out of genuine concern. Okay Sandy's acting really out of charicter today. I'd take time to explain this but I really don't want this to take an hour again.<br />
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Patrick and Cupid take Daria and Jane to the mall adn try to convince them their actions have consequences. But fail at it. But Halloween decorates their house in cobwebs while Guy Fawkes Day hates america. Sheesh man I mean I know the brits have Doctor Who and the Mighty Boosh but there no need to get so high and mighty about it. Also Christmas needs christmas cookies. while Halloween plans to vandalize someones house. The Holidays are starting to wear on each other, Jake and Helen as so out of it that they can't do anything but the combination of her parents out of wack and the holidays makes Daria finally want to go to holiday island. Oh also she finds Patrick and Cupid in her closet. What.<br />
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Emerging from the back of Good Time Chinese, Holiday Island branch they head to, Holiday Island High, an even worse version of High School. Also apprently Presdents Day is a couple of dicks who bully arbor day and have taken over the school. what. Daria decides to help.<br />
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Daria and Jane go back to earth where they find the Holidays getting into a brawl, because Halloween got a job and dosen't want to share her hard earned money. Daria convinces them to play the Holiday Island High School Prom. Meanwhile Quinn tries to initiate operation Cock Block to prevent. her parents from conceiving a third morgedorfer.<br />
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The Holdiays arrive at the prom, and at first refuse to perform but after finding out the Ambiguosly Gay Duo have taken over, arrive to return. They play a horrible song, but it's enoguh to get the rest of the holidays groving and convince them to return., and even convice one half of president days to return. Cupids spell wears off and Quinn finally snaps and Jake and Helen go back to aruging. And everything finally ends.<br />
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Final Thoughts:<br />
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I liked it. Was it weired? Hell yes it was weried. But god help me I couldnt' find too much to make fun off other than sandy acting out of charicter. Now granted it would of worked better if it was explicity a dream episode but hey semantics. Even if it was out of nowheere, it's like MSTK3000: Just relax, it's jsut part of the show. Just go with it. It may be completly out of charicter for the show, but hey it's still funny. Sorry this wasn't as entertaining. Peace.Mogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-49680831267034154672010-12-30T11:09:00.000-08:002011-07-14T06:40:19.832-07:00Dude What Would Happen?Why was this show greenlit? Why does it even exist? Why why why why why why why why why?<br />
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"Sigh" I hate this show. I really really do. Whereas my next review is a suprise but something I actually like, this is a piece of shit.<br />
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Dude What Would Happen? is what happnes when you take this equation and make a show out of it:<br />
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3 douchebags + freedom to do whatever pops into their minds within the budget+ Mythbusters+ Jackass= Dude What Would Happen<br />
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And unlike those other two shows, this is entertaining because of how flat out insane it is. I'm also seeing this episode for the first time as I write this. So your about to see what my problem is.<br />
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The general setup is this:these three douchbags(whos names are given in the intro but I don't care enough to remember) sit around and come up with totally radical ideas for... I don't know what to call it just watch it.<br />
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So Long Haired Douche poses the age old question: How come nobodys ever painted with paintballs He argues with Funny Haired Douchebag who says their commando style. But Long Hair argues it's still paint. They probably cut the take of thuis. This probably went on for hours before Bald Douche stopped them. So Baldy, who's not as much of a pain in the ass so far, has them dress up like artistic commandos. Basically that means war paint and french hats. Funny Hair, who's name is apprently Ollie, makes an ollie saurs on the canvas of color in dinosaurs. It's pretty scary looking, especiallyt he freeze frame I have of it. He says it's the last of it's kind. I hope Ollie will become this, if theres a god in heaven, none of them will breed. So it's easier on me the other two are Jackson, the mop haired one, and CJ the bald one.<br />
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Accordign to Jackson, who looks stoned out of his Gourd, he has at least 3000 in total. It's more like 750 as the othe note. oh and Ollie notes his ollie saurus head is already filled in. No it's not dipshit you just made a frightning looking cutout of yourself. Now thankfully I get a break as the douchebags fire all their paintballs like their commandos. And CJ is getting worried. He doesn't annoy me as much as the other 2. Oh also the other two keep "accdendlty" hitting the "sigh" Olliesaurs' face with paint. If it were me I'd just unload taht mother all on that douches face. Well maybe one or two. The rest would go streight in the real Ollies crotch.<br />
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The boys start gradually runnning out of paint until it's just Ollie, but eventually Ollie is able to finish the coloring sheet. Jackson calls it a master pice. I'ts not, it looks like the dinosaur has a rash and the ollie saurs' mouth is stuffed with paint and the T-Rex looks like he has a rash. Oh and they say they've proven they can paint with paint balls. NO YOU CAN'T ALL YOU'VE PROVEN IS THAT YOU CAN FILL GIANT COLORING SHEET WITH PAINT BALLS. and we're only 10 minutes in people.<br />
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Now their going to try and paing a house, or rather a small shed, witha paint ball using a Helicopter. Okay even I have to admit it's pretty awesome. though Jackson and Ollie are annoying the crap out of me. But Ollie does note what I already figured, the paint ball is gonna destroy it. So the two stooges try to direct CJ and the hatred copter over the ouse succsfully and that's when they hit the break, right before the paint ball hits.<br />
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Okay i'm sorry for dropiing you into this with little or no backstory but here it goes: Last year Cartoon Network tried an ill-thought out slew of reality shows, althought he two that remained are something diffrent:This shit and destroy build destroy. The latter sounds intresting and oh shit it's back.....<br />
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So it heit sthe thing and paints the roof, and only the roof, like I also thought. But as much as I hate themn I loved it. But The other two just annoyed the shit out of me, esepcailly Ollie.<br />
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So the Douchebags are back at Douche HQ and start talking about the skill and finise of safecrackers and theives in the movies. But since none of them have skill or finisie, their gonna blow shit up. Do I even have to explain why this is a dumb idea? That theives don't use explosives but stealth for rather obvious reasons. No, good let's go on, the sooner this shit is over the better. There gonna destroy a safe using high grade explosives. Jackson goes the sentemental route and puts in love letters and old report cards. the love letter is on a construction paper heart, the last time a girl ever went near him was then. CJ wonders what we're all thinking:who keeps old report cards? Especially since all Jackson probably got was an F+?<br />
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Ollie thinks they'll jsut knock it around. CJ hinks it will blow the door off. Either could happen. Ollie annoys me but unlike Jackson, at least he knows what the hell he's doing. But it turns out CJ(not jackson as Ollie says) was right and the door blew off. But what none of them counted on was what anyone with a decent education will tell you, blowing up an object with stuff inside BLOWS UP THE STUFF INSIDE. That's another reason why theives don't use it, the other being it being conspicus. Yeah I decided to cop to it and tell you the truth. Jackson remmbers one of them that says "You Smell Like Fetid Cheese". See I told you it was from third grade. CJ is confused as to how that qualifies as a love letter but Ollie says that love stinks like that. Wait what?<br />
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CJ says they need force. Granted his idea is ramming a car into it but its better than shit blowing up. HOwever Jackson comes up with asomewhat asinine idea of using a car crusher to open the safe. Its stupid but I'll admit it's bretty cool. Oh their also looking cool. They also put their mascot, a stuffed cheetah named Petunia, in the safe. Seeing his faviorite humping object in peril makes Jackson brain turn on for the first time and him realize that maybe the car crusher will also destroy what's inside. It's 400 thousand punds of preasure. Even CJ is starting to doubt this but figures it might work if just the right amount is applied. But Ollie is starting to get woried about his girlfreind. He just let's jackson hump it because their bros, but boy was it akward when CJ walked in and found a pantsless Jackson humping it while Ollie made out with it. GAHHHHHHHH damn it sorry about that image. And break just as it starts.<br />
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Okay so all of this shit came from the ill conived CN real. and before you ask, yeah i'm watching this with my DVR so I can pause and write but i'm still watching this all for the first time. CN real also had The Outsiders, a ghost hunters type show, and Survive this, where they attempted to have kids survive int he wildreness. Like kid nation only they put an adult there tis time because common sense took hold. There was also Bobbe Says which is this but with an anThe presure is bending the safe but the boys are afraid of Petunia and Ollie is really worried but she slips out with the help of the milk they put in their, but at the cost of her tail Ollie says it's the most elegant part about her. Wow i've heared of furries but that's besteality, or interspecis erotica if you prefer. But it did work.<br />
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So apprently the idiots just saw Clash of the Titans and Jackson apprently knows about one I don't Boreous, god of winds. So their going to pit air against water. You know this show feels like the simpsons, where the plot starts at point a and arrives at somewhere far far away with point Q. So their lab "dudes" set up air and watermatreses. So they decide which one. Ollie dreeses up like posiden, which basically boils down to his normal clothes and a santa beared and ceaser crown and CJ dresses up like Boreus, even though Jackson brought it up, with just a legionarres helmet and uniform. The roman kind not the kickass future teenager kind. they also break out Puppets, though mini posiden does speak the truth, asking why Jacksons hairs so big. Basically their jumping on their respective mattreses. Ollie, sadly survies the jump. CJ takes his but he barley surves cause it pops. Well this was one big bust: CJ lost and Ollie didin't get horifficly injured.<br />
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They decided to go back to their strengths and decide to destory a tralier using their elments but dress up as truckers. Oh god. So they set up 2 canonns with compressed air and another one with 400 gallons of water. First is the air cannon which.. HOLY SHIT, IT BLASTED A HOLE IN IT. Water tops this by blowing it down, HOLY BEJEEZUS! Okay now i'm seeing a pattren: The first one's asinine, the second one is usually pretty cool. Probablyl because the producers go with their stupid idea and then improve on it. <br />
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Oh thank god it's finally over. That took over and hour to make.<br />
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FINAL THOUGHTS:<br />
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Okay as I admited there was some pretty good stuff but those douchebags annoyed me too much. Except CJ. It was as bad as I thought but hey it made a good review. Oh and by the by: I don't hate furries but fucking your cat, a house pet not an anthromorphic cat, is wrong. Though if you find yourself masterbating to garfield, you have issues. that's all for now yall, I"m out.Mogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-35092605656233475832010-12-22T18:29:00.000-08:002011-07-14T06:41:10.328-07:00The Suite Life on Deck: A London Carol or The 45th a christmas carol ripoff. An old review of a horrible, horrible show from Disney.<br />
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It's christmas time and the living is easy. Well not really. I've got finals coming up, a load of work to do and the stress that comes with all of that. So in order to channel it somewhere productive(Okay not productive but it is somewhere), I'm doing a recap. But not just any review/recap. I'm doing the Disney Abomination known as "The Suite Life on Deck", with the episode "A London Carol" And belive me, if I didn't have satallite I would have looked it up on wikipedia.<br />
Now for those of you who don't watch alot of childrens televison, (Though for Disney Channel I usually stay FAR FAR AWAY, only reserching it ocasinally out of Curiosity) The Suite Life on Deck is actually what I thought was an Ill concived spin-off of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. And with more expositon, it was a show about two mischevious and annoying twins,.... sorry I had to make sure which one is which. But anyways, Zack, profesinal douchebag, ladies man and apprently the illigetamate son of Zack Morris. I know they apprently have a father but he's blonde, he's messy, he defies authority, he gets away with stuff when the episode doesn't have a moral. Cody is his opisite, studious, courtesous and always telling his brother not to do whatever scam he's running. He fails EVERY TIME. They had wacky adventures and irritated the black manager, Mr.Mosby. Normally His race would be nothing worth noting, except when he's not working, he's esetially plays Manserveant to spoiled rich moron, an asian, London Tipton, who's dad owned the hotel. Again it's not a race things so much as a "Pointing out how much of a stereotype this is" thing. I mean your only two Non-White charicters are an airhead and the constantly abused athourity figure. Do the math.<br />
Now while their were more chaircters, they didn't carry over to the spin-off. As for what's diffrent about on deck... well the twins are teenagers and their ON A BOAT! That's it. No i'm not kidding. Other than two new charicters it is the exact same show. They just took the four actors who had no otheer career options and threw them on a boat. Oh and they added two new charicters. Woody, whos basically a sterotypical nerd, and Bailey, Cody's southren love intrest who's whole charicter is pointing out what London is doing wrong. So basically they took Ashley Tisdales charicter from the previous show and made her younger and southren. <br />
Amazingly the show has lasted as long as the original, despite my predictions it woudl fail within a year. Apprently kids have lower standards than I thought. So this shit is the christmas special. I only watched it because of both the lead in and it's fun to make fun of this shit. So without futher ado hear we go.<br />
We begin with Cody in a tight Elf costume and Bailey in Santa outfit that masks her gender. Cody notes that she looks hot, but Bailey says that's sexual harrisment if your "Just Friends". Oh yeah I forgot to mention they were actually in a relationship but then it ended. I don't know why and I don't really care. No he actually means she looks hot, because their in south america which is hot when it's winter hear. She insults his tights, but he says their great for his spin class. (Insert Gay and/or Unich Joke Hear). Their collecting presents for orphans, though where there gonna find childrens toys on a boat full of High-Schoolers is anyones guess. Try checking Codys room. Since this world runs on sterotypes he's bound to have a lot of action figures. I know I do.<br />
Meanwhile Zack, in an unrelated note, is late for work at the ships Juice Bar. Mr.Moesby is very angry about this and tells him to work christmas, and be there at 6am. Zack protests but he was 6 hours late and asked for a break. That's supposed to be funny but he's lucky he wasn't fired. The only other job he could probably get on the boat is a male prostitute, and he already does that for free. <br />
Cody and Bailey visit London in the hopes that she will give a donation to the orphans, figuring she wouldn't be greedy and self centered like she has for 6 seasons. They were wrong, she's not giving them jack, and the gold bars she has out are for santa. No i'm not kiding here, she's so obcenliy wealthy that she left gold for santa. She says that when they give her presents, then they'll get gold. Londons a bitch.<br />
So that night, Scrooge Style(Not Mcduck. He would donate to the orphans, maybe not much. And even if he didnt' he earned all of his money, every cent. He also once destroyed a riverboat. Scrooge Mcduck is a badass.) get's visited by her incredibly gay mirror. And I don't mean gay in the way douchebags use to discribe things they don't like. I'm talking about a pink mirror that gives fashion advice and talks like a gay stereotype. He says she needs to repent but she refuses to listen so he lures her into him and off to the past they go.<br />
London is taken back to when she was 8. It's christmas, like all A Christmas Carol knockoffs. the mirror explains that they can see the others, but they can't see them. This actually goes over her head to the point where he has to say "No talk, listen only". She's that dumb. So Mr.Mosby enters, because as I said his other job is her manservant. Sortof like "The Toy" Except slightly less racist. I'm just kidding: It's exactly as racist. London does the exact same things her little self does, proving what we already knew:London has the mind of a child. That's what happens then your daddy buys your way through school, just ask Billy Madison. <br />
Little London and Moesby are getting ready to go to the christmas shelter, but when he says her dad isn't coming London refuses to go and runs over moesbys foot. Moesby knows he'll get his ass fired if he tries to press things and runs off. this is actually a bit sad to be honest. <br />
Meanwhile Charlie... I mean Zack is preparing to try and keep himself with Alan... I mean Codys help. Zack hits Cody in his sleep. Two and a Half men is brough to you by.. THE SAME DOUCHEBAGS. CHUCK LORRE IS USING AN ALIAS. I SWEAR TO GOD.<br />
London wakes up and thinks it's all a dream.... but the gay mirror shows up and takes her to the present, where we see bailey and cody won't have enough presents for the orphans. So what their just donations, i'm sure there will be more than enough. London doesn't get what she's done wrong or what she's doing wrong with both flashbacks. Also Zack tries to get Mr.Mosby to relent but he says no. Zack did something wrong and now he has to pay the piper. and Mosby. He dosen't get paid much.<br />
Since the annoying bitch won't learn her lesson, the Mirror takes her to the distant future, the Year 2000 where the humans are dead and robots used poisonus gasses to poison their asses. Just kidding we're actually at the Tipton again, but this time Londons an asian spinster. London is not happy about this. She is also alone and Santa dosen't have anything for her, because she's stuck up, greedy bitch. The only reason he kept giving her stuff was because her dad paid him an exorbant amount that helped santa with expenses. Those reindeer gotta feed and the elves don't work for christmas cookies anymore. theire aren't any minmum wage laws at the north pole but running around New York shouting "HEY MIDGETS, WANT TO WORK FOR SANTA?" was getting him beat up so he had to settle the strike somehow. Moesby would be there but as the gay magic mirror put it, he's gone up to the big hotel in the sky. He means heavean, not the sky hotel london thinks he is. But their probably are sky hotels in the future. for all we know the tipton could have been propelled into the sky by jets as some point.<br />
Future London tires calling Bailey, who refuses to talk to her for treating her like shit for 50 years, which is sound resaoning. She's on her 50th wedding anniverseery cruise with Cody, who's now wering a captains hat and a monocle. Man Future Cody is badass. Oh Zack is there too and is blind, but Cody didn't want to leave him at home becuase the show implies he had an old person orgie while they were gone. It took over an hour to burn that image from my brain. So London is alone and this is actually pretty sad. Wow. Damn you Zack and Cody for making me care! London actually has a change of heart and when her delivery boy(Not Mosby, it's his day off) brings her gifts so she tips him a gold bar and takes them to the orphans. He probably took the other two while she wasn't lookign. this is gonna be his best christmas ever. He' s gonna buy a dragon with this shit, and then they will all pay.<br />
Meanwhile Cody has set up a Pee Wee Herman Contraption to wake Zack up, and it scares him awake but it also activates a decoy at the juice bar. No wonder Codys a rich, monocled super captain in the future. He could make millons with a brain like that. Moesby gives real Zack the day off.<br />
So Cody and Bailey are giving gifts to the ... orphans? Their are actual orphans on the Boat?! what do they just grab random children from orphanages and school them in the bowels of the ship? what the hell? oh and Baileys wearing a much more flattering santa outfit but Codys spin outfit is keeping him cool... somehow. They say the orphans will have to share but London shows up and gives them her stuff. It's a nice gesture but what kids gonna want a sparkley dress, jingle keys, a Kesha(I refuse to add the dollar sign) cd, and some diamonds. Well they can trade the diamonds for food at least. She also paid santa extra to Deliver gifts for her friends. She gave Cody a first class ticket home, Zack a jetpack(Of course knowing London it's probably made out of cardboard) and Bailey gets jack shit because london is a horrible friend. But anyways Bailey and Cody both feel sorry for who their gonna marrie not knowing that Bailey will probably be pretty hot when she gets older and that Cody will become a super space monocle captain. Like Uncle Scrooge and Fraisers bastard child.. . but in space. Oh and Moesby apologizes but Zacks cons uncoverd. Wackety shcmackety doo.<br />
But that's not the end, oh no. Well of the episode it is, but now for the shit that played before and during this.<br />
Take Two With Phineas and Ferb: <br />
Dammit Disney is whoring out their only good show. Basically Phineas and Ferb interview celbreites. That's it. Oh and it's nothign like the show. Phineas acts like a reg Talk show host, and Guest Jack Black goes on with him about names that ryme, and the last names a color. And Mr.Black apprently banged one of them. Jack Black also juggles and then plays the worst song of all time. Oh and I'll probably review this crap again, because the teaser showed future guests being Randy Jackson, Regis Philben and Taylor Swift. NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE PRODUCE ANYTHING GOOD. YES I AM MAD ABOUT THIS!<br />
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Baciacally some obnoxious douche adding his stupid extreme sports commentary to some classic disney scenes. Since donald is one of these, I'm fairly certain that duck artist Carl Barks will rise from the grave and punish those responsible.<br />
Shake It Up! Promo<br />
Basically some foregin kid trys to get a cheerleadar to have sex with him. This show is apprently about dancing. Disney is so racist.<br />
Well that's all for now tune in next time. Same Battime Same Batchannel.<br />
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P.S. At this point I have passed all of my finals with flying colors. Woop Woop.Mogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-712529605839474009.post-90845964246934378002010-12-20T18:38:00.000-08:002011-03-01T16:01:08.659-08:00WelcomeAfter accidently putting a blog on the wrong account, I'm back! This blog is dedicated to everything that comes to my head, primarily recaps of television, the bad and mediocre, and my thoughts on the best of it. So come along for the ride! Please?Mogo Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18306864087268799586noreply@blogger.com0